I’m almost embarrassed to write this qualifier-and you should be embarrassed if you need it-but I did it for the children.
You may be wondering why I wrote this lengthy letter about how Matthew Moulton is a congenital falsifier who surrounds any half-truth with a bodyguard of lies. Pic Related: It's me and my blaster Im sure you have something to blog about here You are all rebels who should just give in to the Empire.
What sports do you play, other than 'losing to the Empire all the time'? I also get straight good evaluations, and I have a state-of-the-art blaster rifle (it just killed some Rebel scum, shit was SO blast). I was commander of leading snowtroopers into the caverns of Echo Base during the Battle of Hoth, and helped coordinate attacks with Darth Vader. This is even worse than jacking off to pictures of Aayla Secura.ĭon't be a coward. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun blowing up the Death Star because of your own lack of power, but you all take to a whole new level.
All of you are rebellious, Luke Skywalker-following lawbreakers who spend every second of their day opposing the Galactic Empire. My name is Bursk, and I hate every single one of you.
